me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me: is that cake
unsuccessful asked: If I met you in real life, well [insert perverted things here] haha
conshunce asked: keep us posted on these majorly awesome things...puhlease
kingjaffejoffer asked: "If I met you in real life..." I would grease up your inner thighs and fuck them until I came all over your belly
allmylovinggg asked: If I met you in real life...I would touch your butt.
"If I met you in real life..." Finish it in my...
Watching Up All Night and wanting a tub of ice...
myishalynette: linrenzo: kokokrueger: lulutheblue: suckmesleezi: gillionaire: digitalskullkid: vivalaorgasm: blackintellectunrefined: clusterr-fucks: iamselectric: Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams DYING!!! My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy »...
If you let one (truant student) run loose, what are you gonna’ do with the rest...– Houston judge Lanny Moriarty • On his decision to sentence a 17-year-old honor student, who (since her parents divorced and both skipped town) has had to work both a full and a part time job just to support two siblings, to spend a day in jail, after she missed school recently. Diane Tran, who also...
I'm so fucking happy to be naked right now
Fuck all the things right now
Major things are happening starting tomorrow
It’s going to be awesome
imapervert asked: How many of my children are you willing to bear in your womb?
My Tumblr Life
me: ask me something?
me: ok. I will reblog some photos.
King Jaffe Joffer: Man Listen.... →
ethereal-eyes: daniellemertina: notesonascandal: eyan-j: I just saw something on Tumblr that made me save the OTHER post I was half assed working on to write this. The comments on those pics of JImi kissing a black woman got y’all mad? For the fuck WHAT? That man grew up…