itsjustjay asked: who got murdered? if it wasn't a murder what really happened?
Someone was totally murdered.
I'm pretty sure someone was just murdered in my...
I’m waiting for the news to tell me what is happening
Ask me some stuff, I has a bored ---> →
I'm about to get some more cake
It’s about to go dowwwwnnnn
I just ate a dinner roll
why? Because I fucking can
MyCleanPC is outstanding
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jypsiere: I truly do not understand why I receive the questions that I do on my other blog. Most of the questions that end up in my ask box could easily be answered if that person did a quick google search for themselves and get the answer right away instead of waiting for a third party…
I've eaten 5 red lobster biscuits today
I can’t stop =/
I only want to give it to yyyooooouuuuuu
crossfitmachine asked: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Hit my ask box with what you think it'd be like to...
I need to shower
But I’m too full to move