December 2010
this is really starting to piss me off.
Fuck stupid teenage douchebags.
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM YOUR WIFE. I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
“I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via christinadoeslife)
I'm thankful that since high school I haven't....
downsouthsally:
got pregnant, fat or married.
It's been 55 years since Rosa Parks refused to...
